When I was waiting in line to get John Barrowman’s autograph at Dragon*Con this year, he was eating a banana. He took one bite and then saw me watching him. Then he proceeded to deep throat the banana and bite it off with like 90% of it inside of his mouth. I started giggling and he winked at me while looking like a chipmunk due to all the banana in his mouth.
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
Fuck your house.
OMG I’m dying
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do