sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

bewbin:

metaknighty:

crushes are terrible

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nijuukoo:

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

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my-drippingwettpussay:

blvckvanilla:

👏👏

The wisdom/common sense of some of the youth truly gives me hope

jamietheignorantamerican:

strike-blade:

jamietheignorantamerican:

i-am-momo-senpai:

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

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why must you hurt me this way

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

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“A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.”

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I will reblog this every single time

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This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

Tagged With:#u love me

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

Cred.